I do not know how, but I got the crappiest tortillas in the world. I’m all like “I’m going to make a wrap”
And the tortilla was all “NOT IF I CAN HELP IT”
“YOU’RE TEARING ME APART”

Day 1 of Cooking Solo: Food I have left over from the year
So for lunch, I did this cool kids thing where I had leftover burgers and fries. And when I say leftover fries, I mean bready hunks of grease that I ended up not eating.
Dinner involved the picture above: ALL OF THE STARCH. Specifically, instant noodles and rice. Don’t worry, it’s seasoned with shoyu so it’s all good. I am only a little worried that I have had this food forever, but I’m going to go with the belief that noodles don’t go bad.
I did, however, get some real food today. Did you know vegetables are dirt cheap? I may just be able to survive this summer without getting scurvy.
Fun fact: because I am staying at school over the summer to do research, I will be living all by my lonesome (kind of- I have a roommate) and cooking for myself.
What does this mean for you?
There will be more blog posts about my cooking antics as the summer goes on, so you will be witness to me learning how to cook and shop and generally fend for myself.
If I don’t post in a few weeks, it’s probably because I’ve starved to death or burned down my kitchen.
Katy Perry’s “E.T.” vocals over the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby.” Pure sacrilege, so naturally I love it.
wait
wh
i
love this?? what is going on
I…I am in awe. This is…magic.
Wh….wh….what?
My fellow females, I have been listening. You have whined, you have cried, you have wondered aloud, you have stuck your teary, snot-dripping face to my window and slid screaming down the glass while all asking me the exact same question: “WHY DOESN’T HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”. This…
Best quote: “many women tend to assume that the way to a man’s heart is through his crotch. This is wrong. The way to a man’s crotch is through his crotch.”

Remember this?
A year in retrospect, I still wonder if IB was worth it. I got all the character building, study based knowledge, so that’s always exciting. Perhaps more exciting, I got a great scholarship to a school I really love. On the other hand, it wasn’t like I got into every school I applied to, or even the majority of schools. And, unlike the lovely IB promise, I did not get gobs of college credit. In fact, I felt largely unprepared for a number of my college classes; being a well rounded learner has not exactly been extremely helpful at a school which largely focuses on technical knowledge.
Beyond that, I was a sleep deprived stress zombie during the majority of high school. I spent a week in the hospital due to stress related medical issues. I’ve given a lot to the IB, and at this point my main source of joy is that it is over.
…

ARHI170 The Early Renaissance in Italy
CL 057 Choice Lab - Biosignal Processing
CSCI060 Principles of Computer Science
ENGR059 Intro to Engineering Systems
MATH060 Multivariable Calculus
MATH065 Differential Eqns/Linear Alg II
PE 078 Zumba
PHYS051 Electromagnetic Theory & Optics
My schedule for next fall. Guess who is going to know all of the science. I dare you, guess.
cause always the villians look as a ugly people, take that!
asdlkasldasjda Scar <3 And Ursula, I’d give her my voice anytime.
omg Hades, let me love you down,
I was trying to look supar sexay, but I just felt silly and took this picture instead.
I’ve decided the way college works is to convince you the classes you are taking are the hardest ever, and that you are for sure going to fail.
Then you get back your grades, and everything is not nearly as bad as you thought, and the curve is straight up riddiculous. And then you feel happy, and your college rests on the laurels of its happy students.